#SingleGirlProblems

Honestly, I just want a boy. Like why can't someone sweep me off my feet and cuddle with me for hours on end. But no, I have to suck and be more of a boy than most of the boys. I have standards, but lets be honest, they're not unrealistic. The criteria is as follows:

1) Good looking

2) NOT scrawny

3) Funny

4) Can take my shit

5) Give me shit back

6) Like cuddling more than sex...(That may be a little unrealistic)

7) Treat me with respect

See!  Not even that bad. I'm just entering a new low. I have needs, and no one is satisfying them. As much as I love cuddling my body-pillow, I'm ready to step up in the world. I'm sending out an SOS.